Making Good Draw: the Life and Times of Bayvish McJürfens

bayless · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:15 am

Shmœpll vïågtōō, I am born Bayvish McJürfens on country name Bèòrgtøpshk.
Will to display my art makings on this board this.
Yes to you.

Hklâppp,
Bayvish McJürfens

Fennewalde · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:34 am

you repped hard last year. I'm passing the honorary horns of righteousness to you. Lead the charge for us this year, sir!

Brink guud drawinks.

bayless · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2012 3:05 pm

bring the thunder, the rain, the chips, and paper plates this year Feeny

CogNoman · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:16 pm

Excellent. General Fennewalde is already trembling like a whimpering newborn and passing off his horns. The massacre of the centaurs will be truly glorious this year.
I look forward to feeding all your dead centaur-soldiers' foul blood to our baby foals (in sterilized, 100% foal-safe, baby-powder form, with sugar and honey).

Don't get too attached to those horns, sir Bayless. I have an honorary place reserved for them inside my toilet bowl. And every time I sit on them, the unbearable, staggering pain will remind me of the glorious Unicorn victory that was
Daily-Draw February 2012.

bayless · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:37 pm

big talk for a pink horse with a horn shoved so far up his ass it protrudes from his head.

our battle will be so glorious Mariah Carey will sing songs about it.

CogNoman · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:32 pm

It will be so glorious Mariah Carey and Celine Dion combined will sing songs about it. They'll have to wear a giant fat-suit with 2 head-holes popping out the top, one for each of them. Glorious.

bayless · **Posted:** Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:34 pm

You speak of wondrous things Cognomaticus. In another life we could have been brethren.

EDIT I thought these would help boost team morale

Our shield featuring the skull of a unicorn

And the sheild of our strike team CUNT (Centaurs United Nforcer Team)

bayless · **Posted:** Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:36 pm

VËŒGINFOTTT!!!
Day one is begin.

Fennewalde · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:49 am

Hey sexpot. Are you trying to outpost SNR this year? You're on pace boiiiii. Nice job repping centaur love. Don't forget the double buldge in the pants to represent the twin dongs.

bayless · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:49 pm

lol its terrible to say, i almost had one of them beating some punk down with both his dongs

bayless · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:04 pm

Fennewalde · **Posted:** Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:14 am

normal insect has the most going on for me because it is so simple. And the lines are strong. Drawing up a storm. *Salutes*

CogNoman · **Posted:** Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:27 am

When I first saw that abstract picture there, I thought it was some sort of abstract sexual imagery of a dick (with balls) smashing through something...a zipper, maybe? With some...lips...on the top right.

Hardsloth informs me it's a banjo, a piano and a violin though, haha. Whooops.

Either way, love it! The colours, the abstraction, everything.

(Centaurs are icky.)

Hardsloth · **Posted:** Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:29 am

The violin may in fact be a viola, cello, or contrabass. But it's probably a violin.

Death to centaurs

bayless · **Posted:** Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:38 am

It's meant to Be a piano banjo and violin yea. I was listening to bluegrass and felt abstract. Glad you like it.
I do like where you went with it though Cog.

Kid-With-The-Hat · **Joined:** Sat Jan 29, 2011 10:11 pm **Posts:** 227

did this thread have the first "cunt" of the month?
that's something right?

what did you draw dread man with? buy a lot of whatever it is and use that more, i like how it looks with your style. has potential.

oh whoops i went in to crit mode by accident, is that allow for feb? but yeah dude keep rocking it.
you have some pretty slick looking hands in this latest batch man. i remember your hands being always either scoopy-like or spindley-like.
shit whoops crit mode again damn.

BAYLESS YOU KNOW YOU MY BOY DAWG

lightbombmike · **Posted:** Fri Feb 03, 2012 9:06 am

That abstract instruments piece is pretty bad ass. I would love to see that applied to some characters.

bayless · **Posted:** Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:29 pm

China marker and colored pencils E-Rick. Keep at me with HyperCritModeGo please.
Abstract characters? Woof. I'll try that for you Mike

bayless · **Posted:** Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:33 pm

With no attempt to steal your thing Mikey... I took your's and Eric's suggestions and applied them to IronMan

Just to show. I actually hand sketched it and the bluegrass idea first then went to flash and recreated.

Here you go Eric. China marker and colored pencils

Thought I'd sneak in me own Man-O-Tec

RVDW · **Posted:** Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:05 pm

Now this is how you do doodeling right!
Awesome concepts in there.

badWulf · **Posted:** Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:55 pm

All of the iron man doodles are incredible awesome!

bayless · **Posted:** Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:39 pm

I'll prolly draw more later but I wanna post what I've done before it gets late

This guy was behind me at the bank. His conversation was hilarious.

mysteriaaa · **Posted:** Sat Feb 04, 2012 10:42 pm

The designs are fantastic! I also love the energy in your drawings. Very cool. My favorite, though, has to be the cubist Ironman.

Fennewalde · **Posted:** Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:07 pm

hipster smoker is my favorite thing in this thread because it feels more solid and not like it's going to fall over or max-exaggeration. It just feels right. Feels cool. *snaps fingers and walks away*

dbolinski · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2012 3:00 am

I am so sorry for not posting in here sooner. This place is out of control with threads. I can't even find my own. Loving the smaller sketch of Denise. Great form and loose feel. I shall not misplace this thread again!

Igo · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:15 pm

Fucking loving those Ironmen, you're making Mike look like a dick, hope you're ok with him hating you.

Also, love that greaser-looking guy from Feb 02, awesome design man, proportions, everything.

bayless · **Posted:** Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:47 pm

Joe Dirt was on

Centaur wearing unicorn armor

Don't give two shits about the Super Bowl

And last night I heard a wonderful idea... A Centaur and Minotaur hybrid.
I call it... The CenyMiny

bayless · **Posted:** Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:47 pm

I wanna do four pictures that connect together.

Random doodle of Rango. LOVE THAT MOVIE

bayless · **Posted:** Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:36 pm

A while back I bought a book from WalMart called Super Duper Doodles. It's filled with lots of random little pages that ask you to draw some random shit. I thought it'd be fun for this month.
Here's the first few pages:

A flyer I drew for a friend. Didn't have my computer in hand so I had to do it with a sharpie

And the normal Feb doodles commence with Pokémon

I got a giggle at the top left one. I thought he looked less like a fat Squirtle and more like a guy in a Squirtle costume

And a silly comic page I wrote

lightbombmike · **Posted:** Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:45 pm

Woah. I am fail for not visiting this thread again sooner. Egg. My face. All over it.

BayBay, that abstract Iron Man is where it is at. More of those. Seriously. Like, holy shit, that one pic just blew away a week of me trying to figure that bastard out. And you did it in one drawing. Fuck.

dbolinski · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2012 2:32 am

HOLY MEGA POST. The wal-mart book is such a killer idea. I hope you have more pages to work with. I want to see some nasty color and more inappropriate images splattered all over that book. Loving hard on some fat Squirtle too. xoxo

ihearthorchata · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2012 2:40 am

that minimalist Iron Man came out pretty dope

bayless · **Posted:** Wed Feb 08, 2012 11:42 pm

I will figure out how to draw girls

bayless · **Posted:** Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:56 pm

Today I did sharpie and marker on Bristol board.

UncleShaun · **Joined:** Tue Jan 31, 2012 3:41 am **Posts:** 370

Really great character designs. Your drawings have a lot of great movement in them.

NHOJ · **Posted:** Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:48 am

Okay, those simple, gestural line drawings (the first Iron Man, the TMNT and Hellboy pieces)? More like those, please. I find your lines are often a bit too unsure and lacking confidence in your penciled pieces, but those gestural pieces absolutely exude confidence. So try to couple that confidence of line with a solid underlying shape and you'll be on winning street.

Finally, thanks for drawing a comic about me :P

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